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Okay, you need to decide on a last name. You remember your first name was Ivan, but that's it.

Cetus_Centaura:

> Karpov

N... no... NO!!

There is something far too... fishy about that name. Something that nauseates you. TERRIFIES you.

Maybe it's those gills, blood red and open like fresh wounds, fleshy constructs that pump liquid like a lifeless machine. Maybe it's their skin, a layer of gross, flaky scales that are both smooth and rough at the same time, an awful thing to run your fingers across. Maybe it's that empty stare they hold as they swim aimlessly through the cold abyss.

You don't think you hated fish so much before your accident.

Inkpawbs:

> Dudayev

That doesn't sound right. Too... ethnic, you guess? Ivan is a very distinctly Pomromi first name, so you don't think it makes much sense to give yourself something more foreign.

Even if you did want to give yourself a foreign name, you'd pick something way cooler than Dudayev.

Silli_Pleep:

> Ivan Smirnov (it’s one of my friends last names so yippieee)

This name sounds alright enough, if a bit boring. In the interest of time, however, you do not overthink it. This will be your new last name.

You jot it down on the symptoms form. You also write down your birthday as... December 7th, 1890. You'll figure out how old that makes you later.

You hand the doctor the symptoms form. You should ask the doctor whatever questions you have before you leave.

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